New Year’s Resolutions You Don’t Hear Very Often

Written by Keren Mikva

I will drink more

My liver is feeling too healthy these days, so I’m going to be sure to pollute it on a daily basis. We’re talking margaritas, beer towers, boxes of wine, jägerbombs, whisky shots, and all of the deliciously dangerous things in between. 2015 is going to be the year of the party, baby!