New Year’s Resolutions You Don’t Hear Very Often

Written by Keren Mikva

I will think of more creative excuses for skipping work altogether

“I’m sick” doesn’t really cut it anymore, especially since I’ve pretty much exhausted the plausible options on WebMD. 2015 is the year to let my imagination run wild – we’re talking bear attacks, bungee jumping accidents, and Spiderman-style crime fighting.