New Year’s Resolutions You Don’t Hear Very Often

Written by Keren Mikva

I will do my laundry less

Laundry is the devil’s game for people who feel a bizarre compulsion to smell nice. Not only will I stop doing laundry on a daily basis, but I will also reduce my water consumption by minimizing the number of showers I take each week. We’ll go for one per week and see how that goes. Worst comes to worst, I will buy new underwear when necessary and utilize the great stick of life known as deodorant.