It’s scary to think that some real emergency calls didn’t make it through because the lines were tied up with these ones. Here are some of the strangest, silliest 911 calls ever made.
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A woman in Georgia called 911 to report that her deceased husband’s 1973 Chevrolet was missing. She called back later that day to say she’d found the car — it was just covered up with the shrubbery in her yard.
A woman in Florida called 911 saying she and her husband were trapped in their bedroom by a cat. She told the dispatcher that the cat was angry because it had been locked in the bathroom all day, and had scratched up her husband’s arms when he got home. The couple shut themselves in their bedroom and were afraid to come out.
A Florida resident called 911 complaining that flies had invaded his home. In his defense, they were apparently “really big flies.” That call gives a whole new meaning to SWAT Teams.
A woman in British Columbia called 911 after hearing yelling coming from her neighbor’s basement, believing her neighbor was being attacked. When police arrived at the neighbor’s home, a man answered the door unharmed, and explained he’d just been having a difficult time in the bathroom that morning.
A home invader in Ohio accidentally butt-dialed 911 in the middle of robbing a house. He must have known, being a thief, how prevalent crime was and kept 911 on speed dial! The man hid in the closet when the police arrived, but his phone gave him up when the low-battery alarm went off.
A man in Lundar, Canada called 911 repeatedly for seemingly no reason. Finally, the police told the man that if he called one more time they would come and arrest him at which point he said, since they were coming over anyway, could they bring him some cigarettes.
A burglar in Benesti, Romania called the police because he heard a scary noise in the house… the house he was in the middle of robbing, that is. Of course, when the police arrived they arrested the man. The noises he heard were probably just the house cat. Burglary might be the wrong line of work for someone easily scared.
The police in Burnett, Wisconsin received several calls from the same house, but the caller kept hanging up. The police finally drove to the home where the calls were coming from, to find a 7-year-old girl had been calling to report her grandpa who was cheating in their card game.
A woman in Pennsylvania was cited for disorderly conduct when she called the police at 1 a.m. asked them come over, kick her husband out of her house and grant her a divorce. The police explained that they did not have the jurisdiction to grant her a divorce or kick out her husband, since he hadn’t committed a crime.
A woman in Edmond, Oklahoma called the police when she found a squirrel in her toilet. The officer who was sent to her home called for backup. The squirrel must have been armed.