It might seem like the Kardashians tell it all on their reality TV shows, but you know they wield enough power to have the cameras turned off at certain points. And here’s what they’re hiding: 17 secrets the Kardashians don’t want you to know.
If you blinked once this summer, you might have missed Kris Jenner’s talk show, “Kris” that lasted only six weeks. This may not be why the show flunked, but it couldn’t have helped: according to the show’s crew, Kris showed up every day on the set hung over.
Kris reportedly tried to bribe a New York Post Columnist who had bashed her show for a better review. The bribe was a little stingy. Jenner offered the columnist a dozen magnolia cupcakes and a $325 sterling-silver Tiffany pen.
In front of the cameras, the Kardashian family is loving to Kim’s baby daddy, Kanye West. But when Kim was still expecting, her family was disgusted with the way Kanye would berate photographers, and the way he didn’t open doors for his pregnant girlfriend.
Kris wanted Kanye and Kim to stay in her neighborhood once the baby arrived, but Kanye wanted nothing to do with that and dropped $11 million on a Bel Air home, about a 50-minute drive from Kris’s home in Calabasas.
For a while, the Kardashian’s were patronizing a clothing manufacturer that paid its workers 8 cents per garment to make their famous clothing line.
Kim’s ex-husband Kris Humphries confessed that most of the drama on the Kardashians’ reality show is fabricated, including a scene in which Kim loses a $75,000 set of diamond earrings when Kris threw her into the ocean. The earrings appeared again shortly after.
Kim wants to get plastic surgery to improve her breasts after having her baby, as well as some non-invasive liposuction. However, Kanye is very against it, having lost his mother to a plastic surgery procedure.
The show’s ratings are allegedly dropping, and the headlines highlighting Lamar Odom’s indiscretions (and Khloe’s resistance to divorce him) aren’t making the family much more sympathetic.
Kanye reportedly wants to be in complete control of how Kim’s life is portrayed to the public now, taking over all announcements to the media about their life after baby.
An Australian publication offered Kim and Kanye $4 million for the rights to be the first to publish photos of their baby, North. But the couple turned down the offer so they could let Kris Jenner be the first to show photos of the baby on her talk show, hoping to boost ratings.
Papa Bruce’s ex-wife Chrystie (not to be confused with his current wife Kris) told the world recently that Bruce loved donning her lingerie, including clipping her bras together over his chest. Interesting, to say the least.
Remember a looong time ago (2007) when Ray-J and Kim recorded that movie of them all over that hotel room? Apparently, Kris pimped Kim out for a contract with Vivid of that porno, to the tune of $5 million.
To further her lily-white image, Kris was also alleged to have bribed New York Post columnist Linda Stasi with a $325 fancy pen to not write a scathing review of her spinoff show. Didn’t work, apparently, as the review was published.
Another dirty rumor that the ubiquity of the late Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives like to propagate is that Khloe is not really his daughter. Rather, Kris’s hairstylist Alex Roldan is said to be, but has been hushed up to the tune of $30 million! Look at the comparisons above…what do you think?
Kim’s famous derriere (was going to insert a name here for it) may not be as au-natural as you think. According to a report called “The Making of Kim Kardashian,” doctors re-located her lipo fat from her legs into her bum. Kim, naturally, denies this charge.
Kourtney challenged the details and signature of her late father Robert’s will, accusing it of being a forged document. According to Ellen Kardashian, Robert’s latest wife, Kourtney didn’t believe that he left many of his belongings to her.
What you didn’t know is how intelligent and academic the family is. Kris holds a Ph.D. in neurobiology, Kim has translated Emily Dickinson’s poetry into three different languages, Khloe is a marine biologist when she’s not filming, and Kourtney has started a non-profit to help micro finance underprivileged women in Bangladesh.
JUST KIDDING!! They’re just as they seem (almost)!