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10 Pick-Up Lines You Should Never Use

10 Pick-Up Lines You Should Never Use

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Everyone knows the dating world is a jungle, and it’s not easy to navigate to find the love of your life. So, some of us resort to pick up lines — running the gamut from cheesy to clever to just downright creepy — to break the ice. Sourced from GotLines and Reddit, we discovered that there are some good ones out there, and then there are these ones:

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NBCWashington.com

I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Nothing like a little fast food reference to get things started.

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Fun-World.net

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
RUN AWAY. NOW.

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CoolSpotters.com

You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Manages to be offensive and charming all at once, except without the charm.

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Div1Grade7.com

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, ’cause you’re dope.
Actually, my father is a police officer, and you’re about to be arrested.

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ThinkStockPhotos

Hey there. I make more money than you can spend.
You’re gross. Go play in traffic.

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Diffuser.fm

Is there a keg in your pants? Because I would totally tap that.
The line for the frat boy in all of us.

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ThinkStockPhotos

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
Potty humor really isn’t the best opener.

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ThinkStockPhotos

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
Seriously? Seriously. Stop it.

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ThinkStockPhotos

Are you my big toe? Because I can see myself banging you on every piece of furniture I own.
Clever, but you’re still a horrible human being who’s about to get slapped.

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Vimeo.com

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Actually, this one’s cute. Go for it.