Everyone knows the dating world is a jungle, and it’s not easy to navigate to find the love of your life. So, some of us resort to pick up lines — running the gamut from cheesy to clever to just downright creepy — to break the ice. Sourced from GotLines and Reddit, we discovered that there are some good ones out there, and then there are these ones:
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
Nothing like a little fast food reference to get things started.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
RUN AWAY. NOW.
You smell like trash, may I take you out?
Manages to be offensive and charming all at once, except without the charm.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, ’cause you’re dope.
Actually, my father is a police officer, and you’re about to be arrested.
Hey there. I make more money than you can spend.
You’re gross. Go play in traffic.
Is there a keg in your pants? Because I would totally tap that.
The line for the frat boy in all of us.
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.
Potty humor really isn’t the best opener.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
Seriously? Seriously. Stop it.
Are you my big toe? Because I can see myself banging you on every piece of furniture I own.
Clever, but you’re still a horrible human being who’s about to get slapped.
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Actually, this one’s cute. Go for it.