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Winter Accessories You Never Knew You Can’t Live Without

Winter Accessories You Never Knew You Can’t Live Without

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Wintertime can be both blessing and curse. We bask in the beauty of falling snowflakes and then promptly complain about the inconvenience of weather delays and freezing cold for months. Some products have been designed to help you weather winter with ease, and look stylish while doing so. But this isn’t about those products. This is about the other products that are so ridiculous you would never even think they existed, let alone think they are absolutely essential to your life. It’s time to think again, my friends.

WearableBlankets.Blogspot.com
WearableBlankets.Blogspot.com

Snuggies/Slankets/All of the above

You’re lying on the couch and want to take a sip of coffee, but now your arms are cold! You have to reach for the remote control to change the channel, and GASP! Goosebumps everywhere! Lucky for you, you can grab a blanket with convenient sleeves to keep warm while doing all those pesky tasks. It’s called Snuggie, Slanket, or any of the other knock-offs that have appeared over the years.

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After5Catalog.com

Winter hats with beer drinking capabilities

Imagine it: a warm winter hat or beanie that has the added bonus of two can holders on either side, along with the necessary straw apparatuses. Oh, the possibilities! You can now be warm and functional at the same time – and don’t forget the added warmth you’ll get as the alcohol hits your blood stream! If soccer and football teams haven’t started making these yet for their freezing fans, I’m calling copyright right here and now.

Stupid.com
Stupid.com

Boob Ear Muffs

You want to keep your ears warm while walking from point A to B, but how can you do so and also try to offend all women you pass on the way? Lucky for you, Boob Ear Muffs are here! Keep those ears toasty warm in the breast – er, I mean, best – way possible!

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GirlsontheGrid.com

Pajama Jeans

Ever have one of those days where you think to yourself, “Well, gee, I really want to wear jeans today, but they’re just too stiff and not warm enough!”? Thankfully, pajama jeans are here: jean lookalikes that are actually made of sweatpant material and marketed as the fashionable way to wear pajamas all day! The promoters say you can even wear them to the office! But seriously, don’t do that.

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LennyShoe.com

The “I’m Not a Criminal” Face Mask

When it’s seriously bitterly cold, you want to cover up every inch of skin possible, leaving no more room around your eyes than is absolutely necessary. But thanks to movies (along with actual criminals), those full-face masks are more often associated with somebody who’s about to rob you instead of somebody who’s just trying to keep warm. So why not just slap a warning label on your hat to reassure passersby and store owners that you mean them no harm?

Stupid.com
Stupid.com

Sandal Socks

Every time winter rolls around, you cry a little on the inside (or on the outside, but hey – no judgment) when you have to store your sandals for the next few months until warmer days return. Sandal socks avoid this tragedy altogether, allowing you to fashionably wear sandals while keeping all your toesies warm! Socks with sandals have never looked this good, my friends.

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Stupid.com

The Bikini Scarf

And, of course, its cousins – the bacon scarf, pizza scarf, and other assorted varieties (I believe there is also a pooping moose holiday scarf for the more mature among us). But keep that neck warm with a wide array of designs that will have people questioning whether you’re on your way to a theme party or you actually think you look good.

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Toxel.com

Absurd slippers

These. Just look at the majesty.

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BCLiving.ca

Ugly holiday sweaters

You know you’ll need them for dozens of parties come holiday time (who doesn’t like to be the most festive one in the group?) These sweaters will bring holiday joy into any room, and the scratchy knit and assaulting colors will never let you forget that you’re keeping the holiday spirit alive.

BlackEnterprise.com
BlackEnterprise.com

Touch-screen capable gloves

This is actually a real one – do you know how impossible it is to text when your fingers are frozen solid?