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10 Must-Have Back-to-School Accessories

10 Must-Have Back-to-School Accessories

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Kids these days are always on the hunt for the next hot thing, and trying to stay on trend ahead of your friends can be exhausting. Now that summer is fading and the sales are coming fast and furious, they can at least comfort themselves by racking up the season’s hottest accessories at discount prices. Without further ado, I present 10 back-to-school products you won’t know how you ever did without.

BaronBob.com
BaronBob.com

A delicious pencil case
Why keep your pencils and pens in a bland, ordinary case when you can spice things up a bit – literally! – by popping all your supplies in this tasty taco sack! Yummy Pockets come in a variety of foods for those days when you’re more in the mood for a slice of pizza or a giant cookie to hold your precious writing utensils.

ColorMute.com
ColorMute.com

Disgusting sandwich bags
Everybody hates it when their bagged lunch that they (or their caretakers) slaved over all morning gets jacked before they can take the first bite. Well, this is your chance to dupe would-be burglars from ever wanting to take your stuff – and potentially put them off their appetites completely. But just remember that if you put something in one of these babies over a month ago, it probably has some real mold on the inside, so watch out.

Polkalicious.com
Polkalicious.com

Carbo-loaded Post-It notes
Post-It notes are so 2000, and even the day-glo, star-shaped, sparkle ones are a bit of a bore at this point. That’s why you need Toasted Notes! Write down all of your musings on this buttery, bready goodness, and never forget to pick up bread again!

Filing-Jointly.com
Filing-Jointly.com

Hipster paperclips
Who doesn’t love a paperclip with a little personality? These skinny-jean wearing, latte-sipping clips certainly have their fair share, so they’ll quote Mark Twain ironically while holding together your important documents.

NeatoShop.com
NeatoShop.com

The smoothest way to listen to music
Your teacher will never know! Slip these look-alikes onto your ears and bump up the jams to drown out what is sure to be a nap-inducing geography lesson going on up front. Head-banging might give you away, so it is highly discouraged.

NeatoShop.com
NeatoShop.com

An artery-clogging letter opener
So maybe opening letters isn’t a common activity in school, especially since it’s been shown that a terrifyingly large number of young teens don’t even know how to address an envelope, but grab this bacon-inspired tool to open any mail you do end up getting. Because everybody knows bacon is so trendy right now.

NeatoShop.com
NeatoShop.com

The most terrifying tape measure you’ll ever have
The robot tape measure that will haunt you in your sleep is a must-have for all the science nerds in the classroom, as they can both measure their surroundings and ensure their classmates won’t sleep that night.

DIRJournal.com
DIRJournal.com

An even more terrifying pencil sharpener
The fact that this exists is reason enough to get it, even though it will probably put you off sharpening pencils ever again.

DIRJournal.com
DIRJournal.com

Pens that are sure to get you expelled
Smoking isn’t cool, especially in school, and these cigarette pens are a sure-fire way to land you in hot water just for taking notes. But if you’re in the mood to stir things up a bit (and don’t mind getting suspended/having your pens taken away), write away!

NeatoShop.com
NeatoShop.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle backpack
This is potentially the only sincere suggestion on here. Just look at it.